A Woman Alleged P. Diddy Was Somehow Behind 9/11

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Yes, apparently the musician and music producer was the mastermind behind the biggest terrorist attack on United States soil. That's what one woman, Valerie Turks, claimed alongside a slew of strange allegations.

The lawsuit started out as a normal paternity suit where Turks said Diddy fathered her child. Then she said he stole a casino chip from her that was worth "over 100 zillions of dollars" (direct quote) and that he was behind 9/11. In all, Turks tried to sue Diddy for the grand total of $1 trillion.